July 2012
- mom: you should clean your room at some point
- me: the stars are not in position
- mom: what
- me: stars.
- me: cant do it
- me: not today
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does
“A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting their coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know the world hadn’t ended.”
— Batman, The Dark Knight Rises (via alexcheves)
Hello! :) How are you today?
I’m very good thanks! :) haven’t done much but at least I am out of bed by now! hahaha sleeping pattern is a bit messed up..
- plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
- me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
uhg this illegal copy I downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
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Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
waking up from a nap is the scariest most disorienting thing you can do
"The Last Reach Towards light": himapapaftw: joeshmo: shavingryansprivates: romeo romeowhere the fuck... →
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romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING…
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
