no one: wow i really like you
Don’t know why people need alcohol to have fun. You must have a dull personality
teapayne: If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out
Twitter. Why you no work?!
the third sex →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
me: accidentally closes book without saving page number
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
Me and Grace turned her bed into a pirate ship I haven’t felt like such a child in ages! She’s Blighy I’m Mcgregor #Bunkbedtimes — Emily Reid This makes me laugh so much because I can imagine her doing this in her terrible Scottish accent Need to make sure this is never deleted haha, so I have posted it here Feel free to ignore
do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason Lolol
Imagine if your followers actually followed you... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: You’d be going down the street like: Best mental image ever. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
whenmomentsblog: ( ) Because we have no social life. ( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out. (x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.