- me: i cant eat anymore im full
- food: eat me
- me: ok
April 2012
- looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
- looking at myself right now: how embarassing
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
Summer is coming, →
goo.gl
I currently look like this:
I just want to look like this:
But I’m always like:
hahaha! this
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- me: omg i have so much stuff to do
- me: i don't even have enough time for all this
- me:
- me: *opens tumblr*
